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knightbisexual:

knightbisexual:

authors love to talk about ‘LGBT’ this that or the other and just completely disregard anything to do with trans people. can u imagine how lgb cis people would behave if we started talking about ‘LGBT’ shit that ONLY focused on trans issues. y’all would lose your fucking minds. If I made an article recommending LGBT books and only recommended books about straight trans people, cis lgb’s would crucify me lmao

THIS POST IS ABOUT TRANSPHOBIA. DO NOT DERAIL IT. MAKE YOUR OWN POST.

Cis People Don’t Ignore This challenge

positive-memes:
“Everyone, probably
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positive-memes:

Everyone, probably

angrynebula:

brunhiddensmusings:

lady-violaceous:

lyrangalia:

oakumura:

gnarly-art:

Lilo and Stitch presenting an accurate representation of Hawaiians perspective on luaus held by tourists. 

#what’s sad about this is that this is actually what Hawaiians had to do when the western culture took over #a luau was a sacred practice #until the westerners took the concept and had the audacity to change it into a time to stuff your face with food and put on grass skirts and coconut bras and dance the hula #and when they had these events, they didn’t even let actual Hawaiian people in #so to make money to take care of themselves, the Hawaiians were hired to work in these disgraceful events to clean up after the tourists like slaves only to make less than a buck #so good job disney for doing your fucking research and educating these people #sadly, this still goes on even until today and it makes me sick

“good job disney” my ass, good job CHRIS SANDERS

Let’s not credit just Chris Sanders for this. This happened because they cast actual Hawaiian Actors like Tia Carrere and Jason Scott Lee to play Hawaiian characters, and allowed the actors to have input into writing the characters’ lines. 

This sort of authenticity comes from accuracy and authenticity in casting choices. The fact that Chris Sanders as direct/writer facilitated that does not mean he gets credit for the actors’ experience.

This is why diversity and representation in media matters.

Dude as a hawaiian, this is like straight up what my life as a kid was. My mom worked at those fakey luaus full time to pay rent. My mom is someone who is absolutely passionate and proud about being a hawaiian, living and teaching the ways our ancestors lived and taught. See, we Hawaiians, we live by the way of aloha. And not by the way of “hello” “goodbye”, let me educate you. As Pono Shim, CEO and President of Enterprise Honolulu, the Oahu Economic Development Board, states absolutely perfectly “aloha is to be in the presence of life, to share the essence of one’s being with openness, honesty, and humility. It is a way of being, a way of behaving, a way of life. It is a commitment to accepting others and giving dignity to who they are and what they have to offer.” Aloha is more than hello and goodbye. Think of aloha as an abbreviation. Akahai: meaning kindness Lokahi: meaning unity Olu’Olu’: meaning agreeableness Ha’aha’a: meaning humility Ahonui: meaning patience This is something we all need to live by, seriously, we all should

the dropped sub-plot was that lilo hated tourists, which is why she goes around taking pictures of them like they were attractions instead of people; like how they took photos of locals

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similarly there was a deleted scene where she scares tourists off of a beach by sounding a false tsunami siren to watch them run screaming

deeper in the lore that kid thats a prick to her, mertyle, is the daughter of the person who runs the megamart and crushed a lot of other local businesses- when they have to do a hula to tell a story mertyle actually uses it to describe the low prices, where lilo does a hula about a traditional creation myth that was important to her mother. you may notice both lilo and nani are on first name basis with both the coffee shop owner and the fruitseller, there is big disparity between the locals and foreign interest businesses relegating them to just be tourist industry

friendly reminder that lilo & stitch is indisputably the best disney film

imaginedsoldier:

fandomshateblackpeople:

imaginedsoldier:

If it wasn’t for that piano music Kingdom Hearts would be a comedy.

Yoko Shimomura is literally braver than any marine

When Nomura hands her the script for KH4 and she’s gotta figure out how to make Mickey dying in Noctis’ arms look anything but ridiculous with only her piano

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accras:

Oscar nominee Quvenzhané Wallis to guest-star on Black-ish
The 2013 Oscar nominee, 15, will appear on the Jan. 22 episode of the ABC comedy as Kyra, Dre’s (Anthony Anderson) cousin.   

houghmuffin:

troubleincorporated:

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if you say the phrase “you can’t be mad at me i have the right to free speech” three times in a mirror justin mcelroy appears and vaporizes you instantly

I think the context is important here

The tweets above were in reference to the backlash he got for these:

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cocobandicoot:

r kelly has gotten away with being a single celled organism masquerading as a human for so long cuz his victims are black women and girls and there’s never an uproar when they’re violated

caerberus:

METAL KING SLIME.

notinlove:

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Theoretically one could pleasure up to 6 peens at once. One in each hand, one with both feet, 2 in the ass, and one in the mouth

Anonymous

hexmaniacciaran:

whitechocolatem:

that-twink-over-there:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

bastardbehaviour:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

bastardbehaviour:

maxtem19:

surprisebitch:

surprisebitch:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Gay Arithmetic with Professor Anonymous.

I just want to take the time to thank everyone who has come into my inbox not to tell me that the anon’s math is wrong, but to inform me repeatedly that anon is “a coward” for taking only ONE dick in their mouth at the time.

the anon’s math is right. if there are people saying it’s wrong, they just suck at math, which applies to most gays.. but not this gay! if anything, it’s just anon’s grammar.. they meant to say with “your feet” , not “both feet”. but that’s besides the point

anyway theoretically speaking, pleasuring 7 is possible if you got 2 in both mouths. but the thickness matters, youre just asking for a jaw injury if you try to fit 2 hung dicks in your mouth at a time but its totally possible to be taking turns. although a triple penetration in your ass if your hole is as big as a volcanic crater is also possible so you can do 8.. so that’s 3 dicks in the ass, 2 in the mouth, 1 with your feet and 1 on each hand

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people say you can dock if the bottom is uncut so technically maybe even 9 but that’d be too crowded and almost impossible.. like if you were getting double penetrated or even triple penetrated, there wouldnt be room to dock. so yeah, 7 with dp or 8 with tp is the maximum for active penetration and/or stimulation which is cross-representational for both cut and uncut bottoms

anyway, thank u for coming to my TEDtalk, next!

actually my TEDtalk isn’t finished, we have a special guest

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Look, just forcibly remove all of the bottom’s teeth and everything is fine. You could easily get 2-3 dicks in there.


So long as they’re being reformatted, take out their eyes and stick some dicks is the dried out sockets. Easy-peasy.

They’d look like Imhotep before he got back his jarred organs.

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Originally posted by diablito666

Multiple Mummussies.

If they’re anything like the state Imhotep was found in, they’d be moist mummussies.

Mumomummussies (Multiple Moist Mummy Pussies)

This may be a strong contender for The Worst thing I’ve seen with my two (2) non-mummified eyes

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maybe we don’t deserve equal rights honestly

patamus-warmer:

Wye

tamascotchi:
“ animals-riding-animals:
“toads riding snake
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they took midnight train goin anywhere
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tamascotchi:

animals-riding-animals:

toads riding snake

they took midnight train goin anywhere

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